{"id":21,"date":"2007-01-23T22:16:37","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T21:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brodypaetau.com\/?page_id=21"},"modified":"2022-08-18T13:04:37","modified_gmt":"2022-08-18T12:04:37","slug":"art-forum-accident-2005","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wanted-works-2004-2006\/art-forum-accident-2005","title":{"rendered":"Art Forum Accident (2005)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image52\" alt=\"Art Forum Accident (2005) by Ondrej Brody and Kristofer Paetau\" src=\"http:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/downloads\/\/2007\/01\/Brody&#038;Paetau_img_14.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>ART FORUM ACCIDENT (2005)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><a title=\"Art Forum Accident (2005)\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.brodypaetau.com\/downloads\/videos\/ArtForumAccident.mov\" rel=\"noopener\">View Quicktime movie<\/a>  \/  <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Art Forum Accident (2005)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.brodypaetau.com\/downloads\/videos\/ArtForumAccident.wmv\" rel=\"noopener\">View Windows Media movie<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I started to feel really bad at the opening of the ART FORUM 2005 Art Fair in Berlin.<br \/>\nAnd suddenly I couldnt help myself, I had to vomit.<br \/>\nIt was terrible.<br \/>\nIt just kept coming.<br \/>\nMost people preferred not to stay around and I sure can understand them!<br \/>\nSome people were a bit curious though.<br \/>\nOther people even seemed to find it entertaining&#8230;<br \/>\nBut I didnt notice anything, I was too busy throwing up.<br \/>\nTo me it seemed like an endless nightmare.<br \/>\nI started to feel really dizzy and afraid that it would never end.<br \/>\nOnly the director of the gallery was friendly enough to come and support me.<br \/>\nHe even brought me a chair to rest on.<br \/>\nI felt terribly sorry that it had occurred in his booth.<br \/>\nHe even came with some sheets of paper to cover up the vomit.<br \/>\nOf course I offered him my help.<br \/>\nSo we covered up the mess with 4 sheets of paper until it would be cleaned up.<br \/>\nThis was the result.<br \/>\nAnd everything went on as usual.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ART FORUM ACCIDENT (2005) View Quicktime movie \/ View Windows Media movie I started to feel really bad at the opening of the ART FORUM 2005 Art Fair in Berlin. And suddenly I couldnt help myself, I had to vomit. It was terrible. It just kept coming. Most people preferred not to stay around and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":6,"menu_order":14,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-21","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2029,"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/21\/revisions\/2029"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.brodypaetau.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}